How To Get Rid Of Your Pastor ;-)

Are you at odds with your pastor? Here are a few ways to help him out.

• Look him straight in the eye while he's preaching and say AMEN once and a while and he will preach himself to death in a few weeks.
• Build him up and encourage him on his good points and he will work himself to death by the end of the year.
• Dedicate your life to Christ and ask him to give you a job to do, preferable some lost person you could win to Christ and he will drop dead immediately of heart failure.